when two of ur friends are closer to each other than they are to u
Can I suck your dick?
*Teacher pops out of nowhere*: I don’t know, CAN you??
- Warsan Shire (via beyond-nightfall)
Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”
blaze it, i whisper as i light my homework on fire