"It scares me to death to think that one day I might look back into my life and realize that I lived it painfully ordinary."
I scrolled for ten minutes after reading this and had to scroll all the way back, ‘cause damn.
this made me happy ^
What goes through my mind alllll the damn time.
it’s physically impossible to fit words into a venn diagram
every family got a plastic bag full of plastic bags
"What does the chef recommend?"
"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"
- addiction (via suchvodka)
when bae sets up a surprise date <3
Walking in on the wrong class
I found this far more hilarious than I should have
romantic love will never heal mental illness stop thinking you waking up next to someone you’ve been in love with will solve everything including your crippling sadness because it won’t and it doesn’t this is a harsh reality some of you need to really take in and learn